Ok, I have worked at the hospital of poop for over three years now (wow, that’s horrifying to realize), waiting and waiting for a position in labor & delivery to open up. Nothing, nada, zip for three years. Enter super digital fecal matter remover me.
Last week, I took some time off from the hospital, starting last Friday, to celebrate my birthday and give myself a break to focus on my other two jobs.
So of course, it is fitting that precisely during my time off, not one, but two positions in labor & delivery would open. And I missed them.
They are still up, but they are now open to the public, meaning I missed the internal posting, meaning I no longer have rights as a union member.
I just submitted my applications to both, in the off-chance I can get them.
Asking for special requests–your prayers, your positive thoughts–that I can get back to the babies and their mommas!