The other day I had the pleasure of taking all three children to the doctor’s for check-ups and one earache. As a treat for what turned out to be an exhausting two-hour ordeal (isn’t it always?), we all went out for lunch afterwards.
As my 5-year-old sat sipping her drink, she suddenly looked up at me with a thoughtful look on her face.
“Mom, what does it feel like to have a turkey neck?” she asked innocently.
Read the rest of that fascinating saga (and my confession about my love/hate relationship with my pregnant body over on Disney Baby).